Ok, it's time to regain some focus - here are my 10 resolutions for the rest of the month, the effectiveness of which will be assessed at the start of July:
1) I will not buy any cigarettes and will not smoke any tobacco unless I am drunk
2) I will not look for excuses to get drunk so that I can smoke
3) I will not go out for drinks during the week as this will jeopardise resolutions 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 & 10
4) I will be in bed by 1am every schoolnight
5) I will aim to be in work before 10am every day
6) I will not bunk off work to avoid breaking resolution 5
7) I will prioritise the most urgent things at work, whether I like doing them or not
8) I will be friendly and helpful to everyone at work, no matter how much their attitudes, methods or philosophy on life fill me with disgust or make me want to stab them in the eye with a pencil over and over and over again
9) I will play guitar for at least 1 hour every day
10) I will do 50 push-ups and 50 sit-ups every 1-2 days
Having reviewed these resolutions, it seems that tobacco and alcohol are the root of many of my problems - who knew?!
1) I will not buy any cigarettes and will not smoke any tobacco unless I am drunk
2) I will not look for excuses to get drunk so that I can smoke
3) I will not go out for drinks during the week as this will jeopardise resolutions 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 & 10
4) I will be in bed by 1am every schoolnight
5) I will aim to be in work before 10am every day
6) I will not bunk off work to avoid breaking resolution 5
7) I will prioritise the most urgent things at work, whether I like doing them or not
8) I will be friendly and helpful to everyone at work, no matter how much their attitudes, methods or philosophy on life fill me with disgust or make me want to stab them in the eye with a pencil over and over and over again
9) I will play guitar for at least 1 hour every day
10) I will do 50 push-ups and 50 sit-ups every 1-2 days
Having reviewed these resolutions, it seems that tobacco and alcohol are the root of many of my problems - who knew?!
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